tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via forgave)

tortellinigirl:

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

(via this--too--shall--pass)

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(Source: mescalineforbreakfast, via this--too--shall--pass)

Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst. - Yara Bashraheel (via suspend)

(Source: yarotica, via this--too--shall--pass)


And how do i get over you? - everyday (via newyorktoparis)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via forgave)

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
- A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(via this--too--shall--pass)